Tacoverboard

Tacoverboard

You’re two bites in and half the contents have spilled out.  Salvageable, or lost to sea? Thanks to Dawson Gorman for this one!

Windizzying

Windizzying

You’ve been staring at that ceiling fan for some time now. It’s on high speed. Ever try and count the fan blades while it’s spinning?

Side Blinded

Side Blinded

You’ve studied the options on the menu and have come to a firm decision.  Nailed it. Resolutely you share the verdict with the waiter.  He then responds, “That comes with your choice of two sides.” Ever been caught totally flatfooted here?

Expectorate Combustionus

Expectorate Combustionus

Part of the magic that made those little toy cars go when you were a kid was the noise you mouthed for their engine. So just how good was your engine noise?  Can you still make it? Thanks to Kent Wuflestad for coming up with the cool name for this one!

Cartywhompus

Cartywhompus

You get ten steps inside the store and realize that you’ve got one with wiggle-wobble wheels. Deal with it, or swap it out?

Sock It Two ‘Em

You’ve just looked down and discovered that your socks don’t match. How big a deal is this?

Segregrazing

Segregrazing

Your plate is full.Time to eat.Yep, here we go. Can your different foods touch, or do they need to stay in their own space?

Won’t Get Foiled Again

Won't Get Foiled Again

Time to get that freshness seal off the top of the jar or bottle. Just how important is it to get ALL of the foil off?

DVArtisan

DVArtisan

You are piloting the remote.  The others in the room are depending on you. Just how good are you at fast forwarding perfectly through all the commercial content?

Alumination

Alumination

Time to cover up the leftovers.   How important is it to make sure the shiny side of the foil is up?

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