Tagflagging

Tagawrong

You’re standing in line behind someone who has the tag sticking out of the back of their shirt. What’s your tack here?

Freaky Kneekey

Freaky Kneekey

You’ve borrowed or rented a car and the keychain is so long that it dangles down on to your leg. No big deal, or is this an issue?

Swish Switching

Swish Switching

The intensity of the rain keeps changing as you’re driving. Are you using the full range of intermittent wiper settings or just letting the wipers operate at a constant speed?

Pie Fillosophy

Pie Fillosophy

You’ve removed a slice of pie and some of the filling has slid out of neighboring pieces into “your jurisdiction.” Do you leave the filling flow or claim it?

Sync-a-Blink

Sync-a-Blink

You’re behind a car with its blinker on. Ever check to see if its blinking at the same tempo as yours? Bonus: Or if your blinker is in rhythm with what’s playing in the car.

Eveneatianing

Venetianing

You notice the blinds aren’t level.  It may not even be your house. Gotta straighten ’em?

Murmurizing

Murmurizing

You’ve just been given a numeric code. Do you verbally repeat it to yourself to help remember it?

Wha’ Soap Wit Dat?

Wha Soap Wit Dat

Public bathroom. All you want is a little dab to clean your hands. Ever start to get embarrassed that you’re waving your hand a little desperately? Thanks to Aires Patulot for the moniker here!

Aisle See You Soon

Aisle See You Soon

What a nice catch up conversation you’ve had with an old friend in the pickle section of the grocery store. But now are you worried about seeing him again in every subsequent aisle? Thanks to Jennifer Christopher for the moniker to this one!

Pick or Puck

Pick or Puck

An cube has fallen as you’ve been dispensing from the ice maker.  It’s on the floor. Right near the refrigerator. So are you picking or kicking? Thanks to Hilary Hollingsworth for the photo!

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