Notherfluffer
They’re dry. But they’ve been sitting in there for some time. You make the call: pull ’em out or give ’em another spin?
Tooth Be Trolled
You’ve got food stuck in your back teeth. It’s bugging you. Makeshift tools? Go it alone?
Foam Alone
After dispensing the shaving cream, there always seems to be that extra little bloop. Leave it? Wipe it? Use it?
Aquafreonics
You’ve started drinking from a water fountain. What’s your skill level at sensing if the water seems to be getting colder?
Complete Mintal Breakdown
Your mouth has stopped tasting like your gum. Your gum has started tasting like your mouth. Ever wonder, “Man, how long has this been in there?”
Draperture
The motel room drapes won’t close all the way. Does this bug you? If so, what do you do about it?
Wick Whiffing
You’re certain that candle is lit. 100%. But then you pull the match away and… nope. Ever wick whiffed?
Nullanin
For some, there is no number after SP that’s less than 50. Do you brown or burn?
Achoo-Chooing
You’re just about ready to make a brilliant point when you feel a sneeze coming on. Ever try to speed through the rest of your sentence before blastoff?
Accelevatoration
Push the elevator call button. Wait. Wait. Now push it again in the hopes it will come faster. Ever tried this?
