Idamolas
You reach into the potato chip bag and withdraw one with a black spot on it. Eat it? Pitch it? Crop it?
Phantembarrassed
Something awkward happens to someone in a room full of people. Perhaps they’re on stage or something. It has nothing to do with you. But do you still get embarrassed?
Cocolactolapping
The cereal is gone. But the bowl is not empty. There is still some milk in there. Do you drink the milk? (If you do, you are technically a cocolactolician.)
Wacktracking
You’ve walked into the kitchen. Yep, there you are. And just why did you come into the kitchen…? Ever had an experience of wacktracking?
Doo Dad Darwinism
There’s the mix. So much to choose from. So do you get a spoonful or home in on one particular species?
Tong in Cheek
You’re out at a restaurant and discover, either via visual sighting or a new tear in the top of your mouth, that you have one of these beauties. Return or repair?
Mint Whistling
So the Starlight Mint actually has a master-level way of being eaten. Those who have been patient enough to suck on them for awhile will find that they develop cavities that perforate through the mint. With a little imagination and lingual coordination, they can then be placed facing out between the front teeth and lips […]
Right on the Doctane
With the price of gas being what it is, numbers whiz by on the pump as you’re filling your tank. But perhaps you have predetermined that you just want a certain amount of gas this time. How good are you at stopping the pump right on the dollar?
Drip Drop Derbies
Idling some time watching the rain through the window? Is it aimless boredom? Or is it instead post time, when you slacken the reins on your imagination and conjure up some racing excitement? Ever spent some time turning raindrop races into watery Kentucky Derbies?
Inrinsible
The job of loading the dishwasher is hardly one that you’d list on your resume, but there are people who take it very seriously. They know best what goes where, how to maximize the amount of stuff that can fit into one load and how much to pre-clean the dishes before putting them in the […]
